Saturday, July 7, 2012

Movies, Questions, And Soviet Science

It’s Saturday night, and all is quiet here in the Rocket Lab. While there is plenty to do, I don’t really feel like doing anything. So beloved reader, instead of just staring at the wall and listening to satellite radio all night I have instead opted to do something I haven’t done in a long long time: Fill out a survey that allows you, the reader, to get to know me better.

Today’s survey selection has been inspired by (a.k.a. “stolen from”) Entertainment Weekly’s celebrity survey column “The Movies Of My Life” (in particular I’m copying the questions from the issue that Emma Stone answered, and answering them myself).

And so, without further ado…

MOVIES OF MY LIFE: SOVIET SCIENCE

THE FIRST MOVIE I REMEMBER WATCHING: The very first movie I can remember watching in a movie theater was Back To The Future Part III. Way back when the family was still living in California one afternoon my dad took me and my sister to see it. I remember walking into the theater and thinking how huge the room and movie screen were. I also think the three of us shared a small unbuttered popcorn and small soda. Anyway, the movie blew me away. Sometimes I wonder if that movie didn’t have a bigger impact on my interests later on in life (time travel, the Wild West, and movies of course)?

THE MOVIE THAT INSPIRED MY FASHION SENSE WHEN I WAS A KID: Admittedly, I have never had much of a fashion sense. With that in mind I confess I took a huge liking to that “Australian Style” with the side brim pinned up type hat Muldoon wore in Jurassic Park.
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(An illustration of what I’m talking about)

Somehow I managed to convince my folks to buy me a hat similar to Muldoon’s and I would wear it around the house for years and years until my head grew to the size of a pumpkin and it no longer fit.

THE MOVIE CHARACTER I WANTED TO BE: Indiana Jones. I still want to be Indiana Jones. Not unlike Indy I had to go on my own personal quest to achieve unimaginable treasure. In my case I had to quite biting my fingernails long enough for them to grow out before my folks would rent the movies for me to see them for the first time. I had seen enough exciting clips of the movies on TV to know these were movies I would do anything to see. And boy, did they not disappoint! By the time Indy was running from that huge boulder in Raiders Of The Lost Ark I had decided who I wanted to be when I grew up. For a long time I wanted to be an archeologist just like Indy. To this day if I ever come across a whip in a Cracker Barrel or Renaissance Fair my first instinct is to buy that sucker!

THE FIRST R-RATED DRAMA I EVER SAW: Braveheart. One Sunday afternoon when my mom was gone for the day or something my dad rented Braveheart and we watched it together. I had heard that the movie had a topless scene somewhere in it and I fully expected my dad to boot me from the room when that scene arrived, but to my surprise he didn’t. It really made me feel good that he thought me adult enough to handle movie nudity. Of course the movie was amazing and I fell in love with it instantly (as most males are prone to do). Really, I was quite spoiled by my first R-rated movie experience. You can’t ask for a better R-rated movie than Braveheart.

MY FIRST MOVIE-STAR CRUSH: Honestly, I think the very first girl I “noticed” on screen may have been Anna Chlumsky from My Girl when I saw that when was about 10 or 11.

THE SCARIEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN: The Strangers. Home invasion is scary as hell…especially if it’s in the middle of the night, they are wearing masks, and they’re torturing you just “because you were home”. I think the idea of that movie scares me more than anything, although that scene where Liv Tyler is all alone in the house and you see that masked guy walk into the background creeps me out every time.

THE MOVIE THAT MADE ME WANT TO BE AN ACTOR: As a red blooded American I was born with this desire.

THE SCENE FROM MY OWN MOVIE THAT MADE ME LAUGH: Pretty much any scene in Super Dupe where I’m having to play Widgette instead of Bridgette along side A.E.B.. It’s always funny to me how Super Dupe for some reason can’t tell the two apart. By the way, I am definitely an actor.

NOTE: The movie Super Dupe may or may not actually exist.

THE MOVIE COSTUME I WOULD LOVE TO WEAR: I would kill to wear Indiana Jones’ fedora. That would be the most holy of holy when it comes to pieces of costume. To wear the whole costume including whip would be unimaginable.

THE MOVIE I BOUGHT: Recently I have been in the slow process of upgrading my movie collection from DVD to Blu-ray, and my newest upgrade was Goodfellas about a week ago. I am a huge mafia/organized crime/gangster movie lover, and you just can’t publicly say that without owning a copy of Goodfellas.

THE REMAKE I’D LOVE TO STAR IN: Once again since I’m definitely an actor I would have to say I have been itching to remake League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen. The original version is complete garbage. I have no idea why we in Hollywood feel the need to stray so far from what makes the source material so fantastic in the first place? Anyway, since I’m an actor I could (and would willingly) play any part in this brilliant ensemble piece.

THE MOVIE I CAN’T TURN OFF WHEN IT’S ON TV: The Wedding Singer. No matter how many times I have seen it I cannot seem to turn the channel once I’ve come across it on TV. Really, there is nothing to not like about that movie. It’s funny, it’s sweet, it has good music, and it’s not too long!

THE MOVIE I’VE SEEN MORE TIMES THAN I CAN COUNT: I would have to say my current tally of viewings of Dumb & Dumber has to be in the mid to high thousands. That movie never gets old, and I always want more. I’ve said this before in an earlier posting…there are times where I’ll watch Dumb & Dumber on TV and not change the channel when an encore viewing of it comes on right after. That movie is a true classic.

THE MOVIE MUSICAL I KNOW EVERY WORD TO: Grease (Emma Stone had the same answer for this question…which is another reason to like her). My sister, my cousin and I have been watching this movie since birth it seems. I know every line of every song and I often reference the movie in everyday conversation.
THE MOVIE I QUOTE ALL THE TIME: I tend to quote Layer Cake all the time, but my friends and loved ones don’t seem to pick up on it (I doubt most of them have seen it). As hard as it is to believe Layer Cake is actually quite quotable…and nameable too…I named my first dog after one of the characters in the film.
THE SCENE THAT REMINDS ME OF WHAT GREAT ACTING IS: There is a scene near the end of Rushmore where Jason Schwartzman’s character Max Fischer introduces his father to Bill Murray’s character Herman Blume. The subtle acting Bill Murray’s face does in that scene is absolutely brilliant. If you haven’t seen Rushmore I’m not even going to tell you what that reaction means here, it’s something you have to see for yourself. I firmly believe Bill Murray was robbed that year by not getting an Academy Award nomination for his role in Rushmore.

THE LAST MOVIE THAT MADE ME CRY: I’m not ashamed to admit this, but that scene at the end of Toy Story 3 where all the toys hold their eyes and close their eyes as the prepare for oncoming death always gets me kinda choked up. Not full out cry…but it gives me a lump in my throat.

THE MOVIE I’M ALWAYS TELLING PEOPLE TO SEE: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. I only know of a handful of people who have actually seen this movie. Maybe people are turned off my the odd title? Maybe it’s just one of those movies no one has heard of? Whatever the excuse, I think many many folks are missing out on a really funny action adventure movie that stars the always likeable Robert Downey Jr. and Val Kilmer as a gay private eye called Gay Perry! Trust me, if you haven’t seen it go watch it, you’ll thank me for it.

THE MOVIE I CAN’T WAIT FOR: Without a shadow of a doubt I am counting the days until The Dark Knight Rises is released. It looks to be epic.

Friday, June 15, 2012

The Bloodbath Started On A Whim...

I was watching an interesting documentary the other day about grindhouse films.

These movies almost by nature are of poor quality in almost every way. They find a topic (gore, sex, black inner-city life) and just (for a lack of a better term) exploit the heck out of it.

It got me thinking….”How difficult would it be to make an exploitation movie?”

With that in mind, I have decided I want to make a very low budget grindhouse/exploitation flick! I even went so far as to design and shoot a poster for said film:


Obviously it’s title is “He Decide To Kill”.

I can’t say much about it’s plot right now other than it’s gonna be bloody and crappy. Very crappy.

Wastin' Time With Oscar: The English Patient (1996)




Movie Description: At the close of WWII, a young nurse tends to a badly-burned plane crash victim. His past is shown in flashbacks, revealing an involvement in a fateful love affair.
Starring: Ralph Fiennes, Juliette Binoche, Willem Dafoe, Kristin Scott Thomas, Naveen Andrews, and Colin Firth
Directed By: Anthony Minghella

My Thoughts: I’ve been sitting here for about 15 minutes staring at the laptop screen trying to think of what I should/need to write here.

Like The Last Emperor I went into viewing The English Patient expecting it to be a huge labor to watch all the way though. I had seen (or seen most of) The English Patient many many years ago when I was still a teenager, and the three things I remembered about it were it had an airplane, there was a scene that took place in a cave, and it was super duper boring.

I’m happy to report The English Patient wasn’t as boring as I remembered. That being said, it was still very boring.

I think I understand the romance story much more now that I’m older, but I never really felt the romance between the two main characters. I can’t help thinking how much this movie and their romance could benefit from a beautiful piece of reoccurring theme music added to the film. I know this thought makes it seem like I can’t recognize love on screen unless there’s a music cue to tip me off, but I remain a firm believer that a good piece of music can sell anything. Especially love.

I guess the acting was good, I know Juliette Binoche won a Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her role, so that has to mean something.

All in all, The English Patient was okay. In my opinion it wasn’t really bad, it wasn’t really good, it just didn’t make me feel anything. And that makes it okay.

Which leads to…

Should This Movie Have The Academy Award For Best Picture?: Let’s look at the other Best Picture Nominees for 1996…there’s Shine (which was good but forgettable), Secrets & Lies (which I doubt anyone has watched since 1996), Jerry Maguire (which is a classic), and Fargo (which is a ultra classic).
Jerry Maguire and Fargo are excellent films…memorable films…films that you can watch any time. They make you feels something and they entertain you. I know no one who watches The English Patient on a whim. I kinda get the feeling no one watches The English Patient unless they have to write a book report on the the novel.

So “No”, The English Patient should not have won The Academy Award for Best Picture in 1996. That honor should have gone to either Jerry Maguire or Fargo.*

*I’d have voted for Fargo.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Wastin' Time With Oscar: The Last Emperor (1987)




Movie Description: Recounting the last years of China’s Ching Dynasty, this Oscar-winning epic charts the life of Pu Yi, who ascended the throne when he was 3 years old.
Starring: John Lone, Joan Chen and Peter O’Toole
Directed By: Bernardo Bertolucci

My Thoughts: Alright, I’ll admit I chose to watch and review The Last Emperor first because it looked pretty boring and I wanted to get it out of the way. Well, it turns out I shouldn’t judge a movie by it’s Netflix description.

While the movie was a little long, and maybe one or two of the accents were a little thick, I found myself enjoying the movie the entire time. I am a firm believer that any movie that attempts to tell the life story of a real person who actually lived should never be under 2 hours, and in this case The Last Emperor did not disappoint. The version I watched had a run time of 2 hours and 42 minutes, and I hear legend there’s also a version that runs well over 3 hours (in my opinion the 2 hour 42 minute is sufficient).

Unsurprisingly, the mostly Asian lead actors in this film aren’t famous faces to the American general movie going public, but this isn’t a problem. Some of the acting was so good it really makes you wish you could saw more of these actors in today’s movies. One actor most will recognize though is Peter O’Toole. In the movie he plays the child emperor’s Western tutor and friend. Needless to say O’Toole is fantastic in the role as he is in most of his acting roles.

All in all, I have to say I liked The Last Emperor a lot.

Which leads to…

Should This Movie Have The Academy Award For Best Picture?: In 1987 The Last Emperor was up against Broadcast News, Hope and Glory, Moonstruck, and Fatal Attraction. At the risk of sounding uninformed I have never seen Hope and Glory. I wasn’t crazy about Broadcast News, I think James L. Brooks has done much better work. Fatal Attraction was good, but I’m not sure I feel it as an Oscar winner. The same things with Moonstruck, I like the movie (which is hard to type because usually I hate Cher), but when it comes right down to the gut truth it wasn’t as good as The Last Emperor.

So “yes”, The Last Emperor should have won the Academy Award for Best Picture in 1987.

I Should Get An Award For Doing This


So folks, lately I’ve been giving a little thought to maybe adding some new “features” to the ol’ Soviet Science blog…some new regular updates and the like. After much brain racking and sleepless nights of soul searching I finally came up with a few good ideas.

This is one of them.

Over the course of the next 6 (six) months I will attempt to view and review every movie that has won the Academy Award for Best Picture dating back to the year of my birth (1981).
Mind you, this is no easy task…for every “The Departed” and “Braveheart” there is also an “The English Patient” and “The Last Emperor”. Also some Academy Award winning movies are rather hard to find on DVD (“Out Of Africa” I’m looking at you…).

With that in mind, I hereby solemnly swear to watch  and review every single one of these movies in under six months or face the grim penalty of never seeing another movie again. So say I.

A few quick notes: I won’t be watching these movies in any specific order, I’m just going to watch them in what ever order I can get my hands on them. I own a few of these movies, but there are others that I’ll going to have to track down in order to watch them. Also, why am I giving myself six months to watch 31 movies? Plain and simply I want to give myself a little breathing room when it comes to watching them (a.k.a. So I can watch other movies too and not just these only). Lastly, for those who are keeping track at home, I’ll cross out the moves on the list below once I’ve seen and reviewed them.

For your enjoyment here’s a complete list of movies I’ll be watching along with the year they won their Academy Award for Best Picture:
  1. Chariots of Fire, 1981
  2. Gandhi, 1982
  3. Terms Of Endearment, 1983
  4. Amadeus, 1984
  5. Out Of Africa, 1985
  6. Platoon, 1986
  7. The Last Emperor, 1987
  8. Rain Man, 1988
  9. Driving Miss Daisy, 1989
  10. Dances With Wolves, 1990
  11. The Silence Of The Lambs, 1991
  12. Unforgiven, 1992
  13. Schindler’s List, 1993
  14. Forrest Gump, 1994
  15. Braveheart, 1995
  16. The English Patient, 1996
  17. Titanic, 1997
  18. Shakespeare in Love, 1998
  19. American Beauty, 1999
  20. Gladiator, 2000
  21. A Beautiful Mind, 2001
  22. Chicago, 2002
  23. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, 2003
  24. Million Dollar Baby, 2004
  25. Crash, 2005
  26. The Departed, 2006
  27. No Country for Old Men, 2007
  28. Slumdog Millionaire, 2008
  29. The Hurt Locker, 2009
  30. The King’s Speech, 2010
  31. The Artist, 2011

2012 Is A Good Year For Archery

Katniss Everdeen from The Hunger Games


 2012 Summer Olympics in London*


 Merida from Pixar’s Brave


 Hawkeye from The Avengers



Green Arrow gets a new TV show on The CW


*I pulled this photo from the inter-web. I don’t know who he is, if he made the cut for the US Olympic team, or if he was even trying out for the Olympics. I would venture to guess he is an American though based on patriotic sleeves.

Monday, June 4, 2012

I'm Kinda Sad, Man


I GUESS I SHOULD SAY “SPOILER” HERE BEFORE YOU READ SOMETHING YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW…

I’m really gonna miss Lane Pryce. Both the character and Jared Harris who played him (the dude can’t keep a job…first killed off on Fringe and now on Mad Men).
Anyway, like most of you I saw the possibility of suicide coming early on last night, but when it actually happened I was still a little shocked…I was hoping he wouldn’t go through with it.
But the moment that secretary mentioned Lane’s door was locked and he hadn’t shown up at the office yet I knew it was a done deal.
You know a show is good when it sticks with you awhile after watching it. All last night I was dreaming about Mad Men and Lane’s death…my first thought when I woke up this morning was about Lane…I still can’t help but to picture his body hanging there from the ceiling looking all sad and spooky (the make-up team who did his dead make up deserves an award, it was top notch). Once again, the true mark of great TV.
But still…it’s sad to see Lane go…