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Men’s Health has finally done a study that can prove useful to men everywhere…a list of what cities have the most eligible women!
Using data collected from the (what I’m assuming was 2010’s) Census the good folks at Men’s Health took into account a city’s ratio of single women vs. single men, the percentage of college educated single women, how many single ladies are gainfully employed, and the number who work out.
Behold:
The Top 10 Cities With The Most Eligible Women:

1. Washington, DC
2. Portland, ME ( This is the Portland in Maine! The Oregon Portland is #31!)
3. Boston, Mass
4. Seattle, WA
5. New York, NY
6. San Francisco, CA
7. Durham, NC
8. Raleigh, NC
9. Oakland, CA
10. St. Paul, MN

So it looks like if a fella wants to get a date he’s gotta move to the big city…or North Carolina.
Here’s the 10 cities with the fewest number of eligible women:
 91. Indianapolis, IN
92. Buffalo, NY
93. Memphis, TN
94. Cleveland, OH
95. Reno, NV
96. Wichita, KS
97. Fresno, CA
98. Toledo, OH
99. Bakersfield, CA
100. Las Vegas, NV

Here’s some other city rankings of note:

• Anchorage, AK is # 11 which is kinda surprising!
• As mentioned above Portland, OR is #31, so on a map it would appear all the good single ladies on the West Coast divided themselves between Seattle and San Francisco leave the weak and injured behind in Portland
• Fargo, ND ranks on the list at #43
• Los Angeles comes in at a whopping #48
• Sacramento, CA is #56…not good news for a single guy who may be moving there
• Jackson, MS is #54, St. Louis, MO is #58, and Corpus Christi, TX is #90!!! I could have told you all these cities would be low on a list like this thanks to having lived in each of them.

TO YOU THE READER, WITH LOVE

Let’s face it folks, it’s rough out there.

True love is hard to find.

At most you’ll be lucky to find someone who you can tolerate that can also tolerate you.
And being with that perfect person on Valentine’s Day? Forget it.

Girls, you know deep down that the guy who asked you out for tonight only wants to get in your pants, and you didn’t want to be alone on V-Day so you said yes.

And guys, you don’t need to go searching though your phone to find that phone number of a girl who you think might possibly hook up with you tonight.

Soviet Science will be your valentine tonight. And my love don’t cost a thing!

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY FOLKS!