True love is hard to find.
At most you’ll be lucky to find someone who you can tolerate that can also tolerate you.
And being with that perfect person on Valentine’s Day? Forget it.
Girls, you know deep down that the guy who asked you out for tonight only wants to get in your pants, and you didn’t want to be alone on V-Day so you said yes.
And guys, you don’t need to go searching though your phone to find that phone number of a girl who you think might possibly hook up with you tonight.
Soviet Science will be your valentine tonight. And my love don’t cost a thing!
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY FOLKS!
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